NB: I wrote this post first in Shavian, then transliterated it back into the Roman alphabet. Both versions are presented here, because why not. If you want to skip ahead to the Shavian version, you may.

For the last few days I have been dabbling in the Shavian alphabet. If you haven’t heard of Shavian before, it’s a phonetic alphabet designed in the 1960s specifically to represent English. I wrote a wiki page with more information about it for the curious.

What this experience reminds me of is the alphabet I invented for myself as a teenager. Have I ever mentioned I did that? Unfortunately I no longer remember all the letters, but it was a system where a single “character block” represented a whole syllable. I didn’t have explicit knowledge of English phonotactics then so my sistem wasn’t perfect, but the vowel would occupy the middle third of the block, the onset would be at the top (with liquids and semivowels represented by a diacritic), and the syllable coda at the bottom. I had a letter for “zero consonant” (because obviously not every syllable starts and ends with a consonant). I also invented a new letter for [สƒ], and I think another for [ฮธ] and [รฐ] together, but otherwise didn’t cater to English phonemes too well, so my blocks got messy when I had to write diphthongs haha. Or the word “strength”. Noneยญtheยญless, I used my private little alphabet consistently for years whenever I wanted to daydream in class, writing my stories without any risk my classmates could look over my shoulder and laugh, or that the teacher might take it off me and read it to the class, etc.. I never reached a point where I could read back my own alphabet as fluently as I can Roman, but I got pretty fast considering the only place I ever saw these letters was my own notes.

Obviously the Shavian alphabet is not my own creation, and there are (a small number of) other people who know how to read it. However, Vivian sure doesn’t know how to read it, so as I’ve been practising by writing random crap in my notebook, I still get that feeling of writing in a secret code.

I’ll admit that there are some tricky things about it. A lot of the characters are the same as another character mirrored or rotated 180ยฐ, so there’s a lot of times I know the letter I want could be one of two things, lol. I’m not sure it’d make a good alphabet for dyslexics. For me the compound letters are also difficult, and because the majority of them are for rhotacised vowels and my accent is non-rhotic, I don’t even always remember to use them instead of the non-rhotic equivalents haha. But I’m trying, and overall I think the so-called “Androcles standard” finds a good compromise between North American and “southern” (Standard Southern British, southern hemisphere) standardsโ€ฆ except that trying to unmerge the weak vowels (because in Shavian they’re supposed to be distinguished) is like Mission: Fucking Impossible to this Australian, lol.

So, there we have it! There’s no doubt that the part of me drawn to the Shavian alphabet is the same as the part of me drawn to auxlangs like Ido and Occidental. I guess you could say I have a super idealistic streak that cares little for how much practical use things have, and just wants to learn them because they’re really cool, and an improvement on established norms. (Indeed, it was actually through the auxlangs Discord that I rediscovered Shavian the other day.) Still, there’s no harm in that, and if anything quite the opposite, only upside, right? ๐Ÿ˜Š

๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ ๐‘–๐‘ฑ๐‘๐‘พ๐‘ฏ

๐‘“ ๐‘ž ๐‘ค๐‘ญ๐‘•๐‘‘ ๐‘“๐‘ฟ ๐‘›๐‘ฑ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฃ๐‘จ๐‘ ๐‘š๐‘ฐ๐‘ฏ ๐‘›๐‘จ๐‘š๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘™ ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ž ๐‘–๐‘ฑ๐‘๐‘พ๐‘ฏ ๐‘จ๐‘ค๐‘“๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ง๐‘‘. ๐‘ฆ๐‘“ ๐‘ฟ ๐‘ฃ๐‘จ๐‘๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฃ๐‘ป๐‘› ๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘ฑ๐‘๐‘พ๐‘ฏ ๐‘š๐‘ฉ๐‘“๐‘น, ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘๐‘• ๐‘ฉ ๐‘“๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘ง๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘’ ๐‘จ๐‘ค๐‘“๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ง๐‘‘ ๐‘›๐‘ฉ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฏ๐‘› ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ž 1960๐‘• ๐‘•๐‘๐‘ฉ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘“๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘ค๐‘ฆ ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ง๐‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฉ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘–. ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ด๐‘‘ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘ข๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘๐‘ฑ๐‘ก ๐‘ข๐‘ฆ๐‘ž ๐‘ฅ๐‘น ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ๐‘“๐‘ผ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฑ๐‘–๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ฌ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘ ๐‘“ ๐‘ž ๐‘’๐‘ฟ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘ฉ๐‘•.

๐‘ข๐‘ช๐‘‘ ๐‘ž๐‘ฆ๐‘• ๐‘ง๐‘’๐‘•๐‘๐‘ฆ๐‘ฎ๐‘พ๐‘ฏ๐‘• ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฏ๐‘›๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฐ ๐‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ž ๐‘จ๐‘ค๐‘“๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ง๐‘‘ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ๐‘๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘› ๐‘“ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ๐‘•๐‘ง๐‘ค๐‘“ ๐‘จ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘‘๐‘ฐ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฑ๐‘ก๐‘ผ. ๐‘ฃ๐‘จ๐‘ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ง๐‘๐‘ผ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘–๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘› ๐‘ฒ ๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘› ๐‘ž๐‘จ๐‘‘? ๐‘ณ๐‘ฏ๐‘“๐‘น๐‘‘๐‘ฟ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฉ๐‘‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ด ๐‘ค๐‘ช๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ผ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฅ๐‘ง๐‘ฅ๐‘š๐‘ผ ๐‘ญ๐‘ค ๐‘ž ๐‘ค๐‘ง๐‘‘๐‘ผ๐‘Ÿ, ๐‘š๐‘ณ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘ ๐‘ข๐‘ช๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘ฅ ๐‘ข๐‘บ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ค “๐‘’๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฉ๐‘’๐‘‘๐‘ผ ๐‘š๐‘ค๐‘ช๐‘’” ๐‘ฎ๐‘ง๐‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฉ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘› ๐‘ฉ ๐‘ฃ๐‘ด๐‘ค ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘ค๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ฉ๐‘ค. ๐‘ฒ ๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘›๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฃ๐‘จ๐‘ ๐‘ง๐‘’๐‘•๐‘๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ช๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘ก ๐‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘– ๐‘“๐‘ช๐‘ฏ๐‘ฉ๐‘‘๐‘จ๐‘’๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘• ๐‘ž๐‘ง๐‘ฏ ๐‘•๐‘ด ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘ฅ ๐‘ข๐‘ช๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘ป๐‘“๐‘ฉ๐‘’๐‘‘, ๐‘š๐‘ณ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž ๐‘๐‘ฌ๐‘ค ๐‘ข๐‘ซ๐‘› ๐‘ช๐‘’๐‘ฟ๐‘๐‘ฒ ๐‘ž ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฆ๐‘›๐‘ฉ๐‘ค ๐‘”๐‘ป๐‘› ๐‘ ๐‘ž ๐‘š๐‘ค๐‘ช๐‘’, ๐‘ž ๐‘ช๐‘ฏ๐‘•๐‘ง๐‘‘ ๐‘ข๐‘ซ๐‘› ๐‘š๐‘ฐ ๐‘จ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž ๐‘‘๐‘ช๐‘ (๐‘ข๐‘ฆ๐‘ž ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘ข๐‘ฆ๐‘›๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฏ ๐‘•๐‘ง๐‘ฅ๐‘ฆ๐‘๐‘ฌ๐‘ค๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ง๐‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฉ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘› ๐‘š๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘›๐‘ฒ๐‘ฉ๐‘’๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘’), ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ž ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘ค๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ฉ๐‘ค ๐‘’๐‘ด๐‘›๐‘ฉ ๐‘จ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž ๐‘š๐‘ช๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘ฅ. ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฃ๐‘จ๐‘› ๐‘ฉ ๐‘ค๐‘ง๐‘‘๐‘ผ ๐‘“ “๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฎ๐‘ด ๐‘’๐‘ช๐‘ฏ๐‘•๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘” (๐‘š๐‘ฉ๐‘’๐‘ช๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ช๐‘š๐‘๐‘พ๐‘•๐‘ค๐‘ฆ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ช๐‘‘ ๐‘ง๐‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘ค๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ฉ๐‘ค ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ธ๐‘‘๐‘• ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘›๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ข๐‘ฆ๐‘ž ๐‘ฉ ๐‘’๐‘ช๐‘ฏ๐‘•๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘). ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ญ๐‘ค๐‘•๐‘ด ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ๐‘๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘› ๐‘ฉ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฟ ๐‘ค๐‘ง๐‘‘๐‘ผ ๐‘“ “๐‘–”, ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ž๐‘ฆ๐‘™๐‘’ ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘ณ๐‘ž๐‘ผ ๐‘“ “๐‘”” ๐‘ฏ “๐‘ž” ๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘œ๐‘ง๐‘ž๐‘ผ, ๐‘š๐‘ณ๐‘‘ ๐‘ณ๐‘ž๐‘ผ๐‘ข๐‘ฒ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘›๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘’๐‘ฑ๐‘‘๐‘ผ ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘– ๐‘“๐‘ด๐‘ฏ๐‘ฐ๐‘ฅ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘‘๐‘ต ๐‘ข๐‘ง๐‘ค, ๐‘•๐‘ด ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘š๐‘ค๐‘ช๐‘’๐‘• ๐‘œ๐‘ช๐‘‘ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ง๐‘•๐‘ฆ ๐‘ข๐‘ง๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฃ๐‘จ๐‘› ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฒ๐‘‘ ๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘๐‘”๐‘ช๐‘™๐‘• ๐‘ฃ๐‘ญ๐‘ฃ๐‘ญ. ๐‘น ๐‘ž ๐‘ข๐‘ป๐‘› “๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ง๐‘™๐‘””. ๐‘ฏ๐‘ณ๐‘ฏ๐‘ž๐‘ฉ๐‘ค๐‘ง๐‘•, ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฟ๐‘Ÿ๐‘› ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฒ๐‘๐‘ฉ๐‘‘ ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘ค ๐‘จ๐‘ค๐‘“๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ง๐‘‘ ๐‘’๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘๐‘ค๐‘ฆ ๐‘“ ๐‘˜๐‘ฝ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ข๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘ง๐‘๐‘ผ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ข๐‘ช๐‘ฏ๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘› ๐‘‘ ๐‘›๐‘ฑ๐‘›๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘ฅ ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ ๐‘’๐‘ค๐‘ญ๐‘•, ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฒ๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘™ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ท๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ข๐‘ฆ๐‘ž๐‘ฌ๐‘‘ ๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘ฆ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘’ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘’๐‘ค๐‘ญ๐‘•๐‘ฅ๐‘ฑ๐‘‘๐‘• ๐‘’๐‘ซ๐‘› ๐‘ค๐‘ซ๐‘’ ๐‘ด๐‘๐‘ผ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘–๐‘ด๐‘ค๐‘›๐‘ผ ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ค๐‘ญ๐‘“, ๐‘น ๐‘ž๐‘จ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž ๐‘‘๐‘ฐ๐‘—๐‘ผ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ๐‘‘ ๐‘‘๐‘ฑ๐‘’ ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘ ๐‘ช๐‘“ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฐ ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘› ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘ ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž ๐‘’๐‘ค๐‘ญ๐‘•, ๐‘ง๐‘‘๐‘•.. ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ง๐‘๐‘ผ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘—๐‘‘ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘๐‘ถ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘ข๐‘บ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘’๐‘ซ๐‘› ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘› ๐‘š๐‘จ๐‘’ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ด๐‘ฏ ๐‘จ๐‘ค๐‘“๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ง๐‘‘ ๐‘จ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘“๐‘ค๐‘ต๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘๐‘ค๐‘ฆ ๐‘จ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘’๐‘จ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ด๐‘ฅ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ, ๐‘š๐‘ณ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘œ๐‘ช๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘๐‘ฆ ๐‘“๐‘ญ๐‘•๐‘› ๐‘’๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘›๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘™ ๐‘ž ๐‘ด๐‘ฏ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ ๐‘๐‘ค๐‘ฑ๐‘• ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ง๐‘๐‘ผ ๐‘•๐‘ท ๐‘ž๐‘ฐ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ค๐‘ง๐‘‘๐‘ผ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ข๐‘ช๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ด๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ด๐‘‘๐‘•.

๐‘ช๐‘š๐‘๐‘พ๐‘•๐‘ค๐‘ฆ ๐‘ž ๐‘–๐‘ฑ๐‘๐‘พ๐‘ฏ ๐‘จ๐‘ค๐‘“๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ง๐‘‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ช๐‘‘ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ด๐‘ฏ ๐‘’๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘ฑ๐‘–๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ, ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ž๐‘บ ๐‘ธ (๐‘ฉ ๐‘•๐‘ฅ๐‘ท๐‘ค ๐‘ฏ๐‘ณ๐‘ฅ๐‘š๐‘ผ ๐‘) ๐‘ณ๐‘ž๐‘ผ ๐‘๐‘ฐ๐‘๐‘ค ๐‘ฃ๐‘ต ๐‘ฏ๐‘ด ๐‘ฃ๐‘ฌ ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘› ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘. ๐‘ฃ๐‘ฌ๐‘ง๐‘๐‘ผ, ๐‘๐‘ฆ๐‘๐‘พ๐‘ฏ ๐‘–๐‘ท ๐‘›๐‘ณ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ด ๐‘ฃ๐‘ฌ ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘› ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘, ๐‘•๐‘ด ๐‘จ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฒ๐‘ ๐‘š๐‘ฐ๐‘ฏ ๐‘๐‘ฎ๐‘จ๐‘’๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘™ ๐‘š๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฒ๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘™ ๐‘ฎ๐‘จ๐‘ฏ๐‘›๐‘ฉ๐‘ฅ ๐‘’๐‘ฎ๐‘จ๐‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ด๐‘‘๐‘š๐‘ซ๐‘’, ๐‘ฒ ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘ค ๐‘œ๐‘ง๐‘‘ ๐‘ž๐‘จ๐‘‘ ๐‘“๐‘ฐ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘™ ๐‘ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฒ๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘™ ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘•๐‘ฐ๐‘’๐‘ฎ๐‘ฉ๐‘‘ ๐‘’๐‘ด๐‘›.

๐‘ฒ๐‘ค ๐‘จ๐‘›๐‘ฅ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž๐‘จ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž๐‘บ ๐‘ธ ๐‘•๐‘ณ๐‘ฅ ๐‘‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘”๐‘ฆ๐‘™๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ฌ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘. ๐‘ฉ ๐‘ค๐‘ช๐‘‘ ๐‘ ๐‘ž ๐‘’๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฉ๐‘’๐‘‘๐‘ผ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ธ ๐‘ž ๐‘•๐‘ฑ๐‘ฅ ๐‘จ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘ณ๐‘ž๐‘ผ ๐‘’๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฉ๐‘’๐‘‘๐‘ผ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฎ๐‘ผ๐‘› ๐‘น ๐‘ฎ๐‘ด๐‘‘๐‘ฑ๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘› 180ยฐ, ๐‘•๐‘ด ๐‘ž๐‘บ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘ค๐‘ช๐‘‘ ๐‘ ๐‘‘๐‘ฒ๐‘ฅ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ด ๐‘ž ๐‘ค๐‘ง๐‘‘๐‘ผ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ข๐‘ช๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘’๐‘ซ๐‘› ๐‘š๐‘ฐ ๐‘ข๐‘ณ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ ๐‘‘๐‘ต ๐‘”๐‘ฆ๐‘™๐‘Ÿ, ๐‘ค๐‘ช๐‘ค. ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฅ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ช๐‘‘ ๐‘–๐‘น ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘๐‘› ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฑ๐‘’ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘œ๐‘ซ๐‘› ๐‘จ๐‘ค๐‘“๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ง๐‘› ๐‘“ ๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘ค๐‘ง๐‘’๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘•. ๐‘“ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฐ ๐‘ž ๐‘’๐‘ช๐‘ฅ๐‘๐‘ฌ๐‘ฏ๐‘› ๐‘ค๐‘ง๐‘‘๐‘ผ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ธ ๐‘ญ๐‘ค๐‘•๐‘ด ๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘“๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘ฉ๐‘ค๐‘‘, ๐‘ฏ ๐‘š๐‘ฉ๐‘’๐‘ช๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ž ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฉ๐‘ก๐‘ช๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘๐‘ฆ ๐‘ ๐‘ž๐‘ง๐‘ฅ ๐‘ธ ๐‘“ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ด๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘•๐‘ฒ๐‘Ÿ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฌ๐‘ค๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ ๐‘จ๐‘’๐‘•๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ช๐‘ฏ-๐‘ฎ๐‘ด๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘’, ๐‘ฒ ๐‘›๐‘ด๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฐ๐‘๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ท๐‘ค๐‘ข๐‘ฑ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฅ๐‘ง๐‘ฅ๐‘š๐‘ผ ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฟ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ž๐‘ง๐‘ฅ ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ง๐‘› ๐‘ ๐‘ž ๐‘ฏ๐‘ช๐‘ฏ-๐‘ฎ๐‘ด๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘’ ๐‘ง๐‘’๐‘ข๐‘ฆ๐‘๐‘ฉ๐‘ค๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฃ๐‘ญ๐‘ฃ๐‘ญ. ๐‘š๐‘ณ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฅ ๐‘‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฆ๐‘™, ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ด๐‘๐‘ผ๐‘ท๐‘ค ๐‘ฒ ๐‘”๐‘ฆ๐‘™๐‘’ ๐‘ž ๐‘•๐‘ด-๐‘’๐‘ท๐‘ค๐‘› “๐‘จ๐‘ฏ๐‘›๐‘ฎ๐‘ด๐‘’๐‘ค๐‘ฐ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘จ๐‘ฏ๐‘›๐‘ผ๐‘›” ๐‘“๐‘ฒ๐‘ฏ๐‘›๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘œ๐‘ซ๐‘› ๐‘’๐‘ช๐‘ฅ๐‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฒ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘š๐‘ฉ๐‘‘๐‘ข๐‘ฐ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฏ๐‘น๐‘” ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฅ๐‘ง๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฏ “๐‘•๐‘ณ๐‘ž๐‘ผ๐‘ฏ” (๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘จ๐‘ฏ๐‘›๐‘ผ๐‘› ๐‘•๐‘ณ๐‘ž๐‘ผ๐‘ฏ ๐‘š๐‘ฎ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘–, ๐‘•๐‘ณ๐‘ž๐‘ผ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฃ๐‘ง๐‘ฅ๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘“๐‘ฝ) ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘จ๐‘ฏ๐‘›๐‘ผ๐‘›๐‘Ÿโ€ฆ ๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘•๐‘ง๐‘๐‘‘ ๐‘ž๐‘จ๐‘‘ ๐‘‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฆ๐‘™ ๐‘‘ ๐‘ณ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฅ๐‘ป๐‘ก ๐‘ž ๐‘ข๐‘ฐ๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘ฌ๐‘ค๐‘Ÿ (๐‘š๐‘จ๐‘’๐‘ช๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ ๐‘–๐‘ฑ๐‘๐‘พ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ž๐‘บ ๐‘•๐‘ฉ๐‘๐‘ด๐‘•๐‘‘ ๐‘‘ ๐‘š๐‘ฐ ๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ฆ๐‘–๐‘‘) ๐‘ฆ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ค๐‘ฒ๐‘’ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฆ๐‘–๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ: ๐‘“๐‘ณ๐‘’๐‘ฆ๐‘™ ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฅ๐‘๐‘ช๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘š๐‘ฉ๐‘ค ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž๐‘ฆ๐‘• ๐‘ช๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฑ๐‘ค๐‘พ๐‘ฏ, ๐‘ค๐‘ช๐‘ค.

๐‘•๐‘ด, ๐‘ž๐‘บ ๐‘ข๐‘ฐ ๐‘ฃ๐‘จ๐‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘! ๐‘ž๐‘บ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ด ๐‘›๐‘ฌ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž๐‘จ๐‘› ๐‘ž ๐‘๐‘ธ๐‘‘ ๐‘ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฐ ๐‘›๐‘ฎ๐‘ท๐‘ฏ ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž ๐‘–๐‘ฑ๐‘๐‘พ๐‘ฏ ๐‘จ๐‘ค๐‘“๐‘ฉ๐‘š๐‘ง๐‘‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘• ๐‘ž ๐‘•๐‘ฑ๐‘ฅ ๐‘จ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ž ๐‘๐‘ธ๐‘‘ ๐‘ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ฐ ๐‘›๐‘ฎ๐‘ท๐‘ฏ ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฌ๐‘’๐‘•๐‘ค๐‘จ๐‘™๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ค๐‘ฒ๐‘’ ๐‘ฐ๐‘›๐‘ด ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ช๐‘’๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘›๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘‘๐‘ญ๐‘ค. ๐‘ฒ ๐‘œ๐‘ง๐‘• ๐‘ฟ ๐‘’๐‘ซ๐‘› ๐‘•๐‘ฑ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฃ๐‘จ๐‘ ๐‘ฉ ๐‘•๐‘ต๐‘๐‘ผ ๐‘ฒ๐‘›๐‘พ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘’ ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘’ ๐‘ž๐‘จ๐‘‘ ๐‘’๐‘บ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘‘๐‘ฉ๐‘ค ๐‘“ ๐‘ฃ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฅ๐‘ณ๐‘— ๐‘๐‘ฎ๐‘จ๐‘’๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘ฉ๐‘ค ๐‘ฟ๐‘• ๐‘”๐‘ฆ๐‘™๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฃ๐‘จ๐‘, ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ก๐‘ณ๐‘•๐‘‘ ๐‘ข๐‘ช๐‘ฏ๐‘‘๐‘• ๐‘‘ ๐‘ค๐‘ป๐‘ฏ ๐‘ž๐‘ง๐‘ฅ ๐‘š๐‘ฉ๐‘’๐‘ช๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ž๐‘บ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ ๐‘’๐‘ต๐‘ค, ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฅ๐‘๐‘ฎ๐‘ต๐‘๐‘ฅ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฏ๐‘‘ ๐‘ช๐‘ฏ ๐‘ง๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘จ๐‘š๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘–๐‘‘ ๐‘ฏ๐‘น๐‘ฅ๐‘Ÿ. (๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ๐‘›๐‘ฐ๐‘›, ๐‘ฆ๐‘‘ ๐‘ข๐‘ช๐‘Ÿ ๐‘จ๐‘’๐‘–๐‘ฉ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ ๐‘”๐‘ฎ๐‘ต ๐‘ž ๐‘ฌ๐‘’๐‘•๐‘ค๐‘จ๐‘™๐‘Ÿ ๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘’๐‘น๐‘› ๐‘ž๐‘จ๐‘‘ ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฐ๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘•๐‘’๐‘ช๐‘๐‘ผ๐‘› ๐‘–๐‘ฑ๐‘๐‘พ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ž ๐‘ช๐‘ž๐‘ผ ๐‘›๐‘ฑ.) ๐‘•๐‘‘๐‘ฆ๐‘ค, ๐‘ž๐‘บ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ด ๐‘ฃ๐‘ธ๐‘ฅ ๐‘ฆ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ž๐‘จ๐‘‘, ๐‘ฏ ๐‘ฆ๐‘“ ๐‘ง๐‘ฏ๐‘ฆ๐‘”๐‘ฆ๐‘™ ๐‘’๐‘ข๐‘ฒ๐‘‘ ๐‘ž ๐‘ช๐‘๐‘ฉ๐‘•๐‘ฆ๐‘‘, ๐‘ด๐‘ฏ๐‘ค๐‘ฆ ๐‘ณ๐‘๐‘•๐‘ฒ๐‘›, ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฒ๐‘‘? ๐Ÿ˜Š